It seems there's undue focus on how Angela has been feeling and not enough about how I've been coping with the pregnancy. I've compiled a list of things I will and will not miss about these last 41 weeks.
Things I will not miss:
- Sleeping next to a Vampire (Angela's propped up sleeping position)
- Guilt associated with drinking delicious beer in her presence
- Seeing Angela go through months of nausea
- Automatic designated driver
- Pregnant Mother Parking
- Satisfying thump of a pregnant belly
- Concrete evidence of my manliness
- Leaving work for baby doctor appointments
- Being able to use the name Tiberia
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